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Battlewank

from Education by Scumbag College

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lyrics

Thousands of years ago a method was devised
To settle arguments without fighting
Two people would enter into the colosseum
And scream the sacred working

Take off your pants
Male or female it's all the same
Ready your dominant hand
Prepare to rub and take your aim

Battlewank
Unleash the fury of the
Battlewank
A tide of raging seas
Battlewank
Unleash the power of the
Battlewank
Battlewank

Furiously the warriors would stand their ground
They'd stare each other in the eyes
And then they'd reach into their pants and bring it out
And proceed to rub it everywhere in sight

Take off your pants
Male or female it's all the same
Ready your dominant hand
Prepare to rub and take your aim

Battlewank
Unleash the fury of the
Battlewank
A tide of raging seas
Battlewank
Unleash the power of the
Battlewank
Battlewank

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from Education, released August 28, 2015

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NOISY SONGS ABOUT STUPID SHIT

GRIND METAL PUNK FOR THOSE WHO THINK THE SCENE'S A BIT TOO FUCKING SERIOUS

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