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Education

by Scumbag College

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    ALL PROCEEDS TO GO TO THE PEOPLE'S CITY COUNCIL FREEDOM FUND. BLACK LIVES FUCKING MATTER.

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Flailing arms and spinning kicks Why are you even here you dick There's always some cunt in white Fighting off invisible bad guys With shit tattoos on skinny arms Or fat with backwards cap on head I hope you hit the wrong person And they shit down your neck This is why we can't have nice things You are not Bruce Lee You're a fucking liability
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Running, Flips Jumping, Flips Climbing, Flips Eating, Flips Backflip off a shed Jumping over walls Falling off the roof And I laugh When you hurt yourself It's the best of all You thought you were cool Now you have no teeth and can't walk It's a really stupid thing to you and I do hope you hurt yourself Get a job Parkour Twats You're impressing nobody Get a job Parkour Twats You're worse than skater kids Get a job Parkour Twats Mummy and Daddy are sick of your shit Get a job Parkour Twats Or free run off a bridge
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Straining too hard and I think that I have blown a gasket I've been here twenty minutes And now the pain is searing Pushing and crying with every breath In the bowl there is crimson death I should not have eaten all the cheese board Now I'm having shits that look like abortions A ruptured pile is really quite sore And I'm having shits that look like abortions Far too much spicy food Bowels are facing execution Passing like acid Think I need a blood transfusion You've been warned about times like these With vile corrosive properties I should not have eaten the chili Now I'm having shits that look like abortions Feeling like burns of the second degree And I'm having shits that look like abortions Watch what you eat, it could happen to you And you'll be having shits that look like abortions Don't strain too hard when you do what you've got to do Or you'll be having shits that look like abortions Too
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Battlewank 03:47
Thousands of years ago a method was devised To settle arguments without fighting Two people would enter into the colosseum And scream the sacred working Take off your pants Male or female it's all the same Ready your dominant hand Prepare to rub and take your aim Battlewank Unleash the fury of the Battlewank A tide of raging seas Battlewank Unleash the power of the Battlewank Battlewank Furiously the warriors would stand their ground They'd stare each other in the eyes And then they'd reach into their pants and bring it out And proceed to rub it everywhere in sight Take off your pants Male or female it's all the same Ready your dominant hand Prepare to rub and take your aim Battlewank Unleash the fury of the Battlewank A tide of raging seas Battlewank Unleash the power of the Battlewank Battlewank
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Cake 00:13
CAKE
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*screaming* Jared Leto Upside Down In A Ditch On Fire *more screaming* Repeat
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I Don't care about your offspring Stop showing them to me Their appearance is disgusting They're the biggest STD They break everything they touch Get them off my Facebook feed You should have used protection Instead of passing on your genes They can't even feed themselves They scream, they cry, the way they look Makes me feel fucking ill Every single baby looks like Winston Fucking Churchill So this goes out to all the members of the baby club Please please for the love of God Don't bring them to the pub I just want to drink my pint in peace Your children are ugly So stop fucking breeding
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Clawplach 02:35
A fight to the death in the name of tradition and honour And whether abbreviations count in Scrabble They don't Love Anger Passion for disembowelling Clawplach Beat the hell out of you with my mangled sliced off arm Everyone has gone to have their sex Ane die

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First proper Scumbag release. Juvenile, crass and vulgar. Enjoy. Or don't. Whatever.

"Ridiculously silly" - Ave Noctum

"This isn't music" - Jay's mum

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released August 28, 2015

All music written, performed, produced, mixed, mastered and ruined by Jay "Captain Stupidbeard" Fitt

Recorded at The Scumlab

Guest "musicians":

Jess "Faketache" Atkinson (Jump on Trash) - Additional vocals on "Cake" & Kazoo on "Battlewank"
Ultrave Magnus (Tony Blair Witch Projekt) - Kazoo on "Battlewank"

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NOISY SONGS ABOUT STUPID SHIT

GRIND METAL PUNK FOR THOSE WHO THINK THE SCENE'S A BIT TOO FUCKING SERIOUS

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