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Final Year

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blackenedblue MY EARS ARE BLEEDING AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT Favorite track: Baking With Scumbag College: A Recipe For Classic Victoria Sponge.
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YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE WHO BRINGS A GUITAR TO A PARTY THINK LIKE YOU'RE THE TOP OF EVERY SOCIAL HIERARCHY YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE SPIRITUAL BUT YOU WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL YOU'RE AS DEEP AS THE PISSING END OF A CHILDREN'S SWIMMING POOL TRAVELLED ACROSS ASIA WITH THE HELP OF DADDY'S MONEY SAID YOU WANT TO "FIND YOURSELF" WHILST GOING ON A JOURNEY TELL EVERYONE TO LISTEN EVEN THOUGH NOBODY WANTS TO CAUSE WE ALL FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR PARENTS NEVER LOVED YOU YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING TOURIST SO STOP PRETENDING OTHERWISE TRY TO BE LIKE THE LOCALS BUT IT'S YOU THAT THEY DESPISE WITH SHIT DREADLOCKS AND BEADS AND SHIT I'M GOING TO BE BLUNT YOU THINK YOU'RE COUNTERCULTURE WHEN YOU'RE REALLY JUST A GAP YEAR DICKHEAD
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YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS WOOF
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DONE NOTHING RELEVANT SINCE 2004 AND EVEN THEN IT WAS A BIT FUCKING SHIT WANT THE STATE OF METAL TO BE LIKE IT WAS BEFORE WHEN YOU HAD THAT ONE HIT BUT YOU'RE NEARLY FUCKING FIFTY AND IT'S REALLY KIND OF SAD TO SEE YOU STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE SO UNPLUG THE LIFE SUPPORT AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE NOBODY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE NU METAL GRANDAD FACE IT, YOU'RE OVER THE HILL NU METAL GRANDAD OF YOUR SHITTY MUSIC WE'VE DEFINITELY HAD OUR FILL REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MUSIC WAS THE NEXT BIG THING ...NO NEITHER DO I YOU WERE PRETTY BAD THEN AND YOU'RE EVEN WORSE NOW SO DO THE RIGHT THING AND LET IT DIE AND GIVE UP NOW YOU FUCKING HAS-BEEN GO INTO THE LIGHT DON'T CAUSE A FUSS FUCK YOUR MUSIC AND FUCK YOU TOO <ENTER FRED DURST>
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NO-ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR TRIVIAL EXPERIENCES NO-ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR MINOR INCONVENIENCES COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOUR WORK YOUR BOSS YOUR FRIENDS YOUR FAMILY SHUT UP
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THE RECIPE IS IN THE SONG THIS ISN'T BBC GOODFOOD
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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING DRAGGING MYSELF FROM MY BED HAVE A SHOWER SHOULD I HAVE CEREAL OR TOAST INSTEAD GET DRESSED AND I LEAVE THE HOUSE SAY GOODBYE TO THE CAT SOMETHING WHIPS RIGHT PAST ME AND I SAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? SOME CUNT ON A SCOOTER
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MAYBE THE REASON YOU CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND IS THAT YOU ACT LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT REPLACEMENT FOR PERSONALITY NOBODY OWES YOU SEX OR COMPANIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU WERE NICE TO THEM ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU'RE CREEPY OBNOXIOUS AND STILL YOU WONDER WHY PROSPECTIVE PARTNERS ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY TRY HAVING A SHOWER NOT BEING A CUNT DRAGONBALL Z FAN INCEL CLUB
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I'M A GROWN MAN AND WRESTLING IS WRESTLING IS BETTER THAN THE THINGS YOU LIKE I'M A GROWN MAN AND WRESTLING IS WRESTLING IS BETTER THAN THE THINGS YOU LIKE YOU CUNT
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HEY LOOK IT'S YOU THE GUY WHO'S GOING TO RUIN A SHOW WITH A RAGGY DENIM JACKET AND A STENCH OF B.O GREASY HAIR DIRTY CAMO SHORTS AND HOLDING A BEER GET WASTED OFF OF TWO AND IT'S ABUNDANTLY CLEAR NOBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND YOU BUT YOU TRY TO START PITS EVERYONE AVOIDS YOU BECAUSE WHEN YOU TALK YOU SPIT IS IT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK THAT YOUKEEP YOURSELF CLEAN AND STOP FUCKING SHOUTING slayer AT EVERY BAND IN THE SCENE OH GOD IT'S HIM OH GOD IT'S HIM IT'S THE GUY WHO'S AT EVERY SHOW WHY IS HE HERE CAN HE GO AWAY OH GOD IT'S HIM OH GOD IT'S HIM IT'S THE GUY WHO'S AT EVERY SHOW CAN HE JUST PLEASE JUST GO AWAY AND FUCK OFF OVER THERE HAD ONE TOO MANY AND YOU STAGGER AROUND ANY FRIENDS YOU HAD NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AS THE SHAME OF KNOWING YOU SEEPS INTO THEIR SOUL THAT'S IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOU SPILLED MY DRINK TRYING TO ACT TOUGH SO WE'LL KICK YOUR TEETH IN YOU FUCKING PRICK AND RAM YOUR PANTERA T-SHIRT RIGHT INTO YOUR DICK
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I SEE YOU POUTING INTO A PHONE AND I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T PUT IT AWAY YOU'RE ON A JOURNEY TO A WORLD OF PAIN I WARNED YOU THAT YOU WOULD BE BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A SELFIE STICK NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD OR COFFEE OR SNAPSHOTS OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE NOTIFICATION MASTURBATION MEANS THAT YOU'RE PULLING INTO BATTERING STATION HASHTAG THIS YOU FUCKING PRICK AND YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR GO-PRO UP YOUR ARSE

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released June 14, 2020

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