1. |
Intro (Scumbag's Back)
01:38
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2. |
Gap Year Dickhead
03:00
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YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE
WHO BRINGS A GUITAR TO A PARTY
THINK LIKE YOU'RE THE TOP
OF EVERY SOCIAL HIERARCHY
YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE SPIRITUAL
BUT YOU WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL
YOU'RE AS DEEP AS
THE PISSING END OF A CHILDREN'S SWIMMING POOL
TRAVELLED ACROSS ASIA
WITH THE HELP OF DADDY'S MONEY
SAID YOU WANT TO "FIND YOURSELF"
WHILST GOING ON A JOURNEY
TELL EVERYONE TO LISTEN
EVEN THOUGH NOBODY WANTS TO
CAUSE WE ALL FUCKING HATE YOU
AND YOUR PARENTS NEVER LOVED YOU
YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING TOURIST
SO STOP PRETENDING OTHERWISE
TRY TO BE LIKE THE LOCALS BUT IT'S YOU THAT THEY DESPISE
WITH SHIT DREADLOCKS AND BEADS AND SHIT I'M GOING TO BE BLUNT
YOU THINK YOU'RE COUNTERCULTURE WHEN YOU'RE REALLY JUST A
GAP YEAR DICKHEAD
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3. |
Dog Nonce
00:15
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YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE
YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS
YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE
YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS
YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE
YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS
YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG NONCE
YOU LIKE NONCING DOGS
WOOF
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4. |
Nu Metal Grandad
02:05
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DONE NOTHING RELEVANT SINCE 2004
AND EVEN THEN IT WAS A BIT FUCKING SHIT
WANT THE STATE OF METAL TO BE LIKE IT WAS BEFORE
WHEN YOU HAD THAT ONE HIT
BUT YOU'RE NEARLY FUCKING FIFTY
AND IT'S REALLY KIND OF SAD
TO SEE YOU STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE
SO UNPLUG THE LIFE SUPPORT AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE
NOBODY. NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE
NU METAL GRANDAD
FACE IT, YOU'RE OVER THE HILL
NU METAL GRANDAD
OF YOUR SHITTY MUSIC WE'VE DEFINITELY HAD OUR FILL
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MUSIC WAS THE NEXT BIG THING
...NO NEITHER DO I
YOU WERE PRETTY BAD THEN AND YOU'RE EVEN WORSE NOW
SO DO THE RIGHT THING AND LET IT DIE
AND GIVE UP NOW YOU FUCKING HAS-BEEN
GO INTO THE LIGHT DON'T CAUSE A FUSS
FUCK YOUR MUSIC AND FUCK YOU TOO
<ENTER FRED DURST>
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5. |
Vaguebooking
01:51
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NO-ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR TRIVIAL EXPERIENCES
NO-ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR MINOR INCONVENIENCES
COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOUR WORK
YOUR BOSS
YOUR FRIENDS
YOUR FAMILY
SHUT UP
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THE RECIPE IS IN THE SONG THIS ISN'T BBC GOODFOOD
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7. |
Some Cunt on a Scooter
00:36
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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING DRAGGING MYSELF FROM MY BED
HAVE A SHOWER
SHOULD I HAVE
CEREAL OR TOAST INSTEAD
GET DRESSED AND I LEAVE THE HOUSE
SAY GOODBYE TO THE CAT
SOMETHING WHIPS RIGHT PAST ME AND I SAY
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
SOME CUNT ON A SCOOTER
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MAYBE THE REASON
YOU CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND IS THAT
YOU ACT LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT REPLACEMENT FOR PERSONALITY
NOBODY OWES YOU SEX OR COMPANIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU WERE NICE TO THEM ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
YOU'RE CREEPY
OBNOXIOUS
AND STILL YOU WONDER WHY
PROSPECTIVE PARTNERS ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY
TRY HAVING A SHOWER
NOT BEING A CUNT
DRAGONBALL Z FAN INCEL CLUB
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9. |
Wrestling, Dickheads
00:30
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I'M A GROWN MAN AND WRESTLING IS
WRESTLING IS BETTER THAN THE THINGS YOU LIKE
I'M A GROWN MAN AND WRESTLING IS
WRESTLING IS BETTER THAN THE THINGS YOU LIKE
YOU CUNT
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HEY LOOK IT'S YOU THE GUY WHO'S GOING TO RUIN A SHOW
WITH A RAGGY DENIM JACKET AND A STENCH OF B.O
GREASY HAIR DIRTY CAMO SHORTS AND HOLDING A BEER
GET WASTED OFF OF TWO AND IT'S ABUNDANTLY CLEAR
NOBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND YOU BUT YOU TRY TO START PITS
EVERYONE AVOIDS YOU BECAUSE WHEN YOU TALK YOU SPIT
IS IT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK THAT YOUKEEP YOURSELF CLEAN
AND STOP FUCKING SHOUTING
slayer
AT EVERY BAND IN THE SCENE
OH GOD IT'S HIM
OH GOD IT'S HIM
IT'S THE GUY WHO'S AT EVERY SHOW
WHY IS HE HERE
CAN HE GO AWAY
OH GOD IT'S HIM
OH GOD IT'S HIM
IT'S THE GUY WHO'S AT EVERY SHOW
CAN HE JUST
PLEASE JUST GO AWAY
AND FUCK OFF OVER THERE
HAD ONE TOO MANY AND YOU STAGGER AROUND
ANY FRIENDS YOU HAD NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
AS THE SHAME OF KNOWING YOU SEEPS INTO THEIR SOUL
THAT'S IT
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
YOU SPILLED MY DRINK TRYING TO ACT TOUGH
SO WE'LL KICK YOUR TEETH IN YOU FUCKING PRICK
AND RAM YOUR PANTERA T-SHIRT RIGHT INTO YOUR DICK
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I SEE YOU
POUTING INTO A PHONE AND
I TOLD YOU
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T
PUT IT AWAY
YOU'RE ON A JOURNEY TO A
WORLD OF PAIN
I WARNED YOU THAT YOU WOULD BE
BEATEN TO DEATH WITH
A SELFIE STICK
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE
PICTURES OF YOUR FOOD OR COFFEE
OR SNAPSHOTS OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE
NOTIFICATION
MASTURBATION
MEANS THAT YOU'RE PULLING INTO
BATTERING STATION
HASHTAG THIS YOU FUCKING PRICK
AND YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR GO-PRO UP YOUR ARSE
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